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Monday, July 8, 2013

PROSPECTIVE WRITTING


Gripping onto the unsteady rocks tightly, KImbo slipped  and precariously dangled in mid air. He used all his strength and energy to try and  pull himself up to safety. He was determined to  make it to his destination which was at the top of the cliff. Tired and relieved he finally reached the top of the cliff.

Looking up in the distance he saw the towering dojo on the peak of the mountain, which was massive. He walked tiredly to the dojo. Feeling relieved to finally make it, he thought to himself “am I gonna get in?”

As Kimbo looked up at the door he took a deep breath and knocked on the astonishingly tall door. Out came a sensei. He looked old and wise, but then suddenly, he pointed away as if kimbo was not allowed to be in the dojo.

Kimbos looked down and thought to himself “I must show respect to the sensei”, so he decided to meditate all day and all night to show his respect.  He waited and waited, then he took a peek with one eye open, and there standing was the senesi and again he pointed away and slammed the door .

His shoulders drop as well as his head, he walked away feeling down but all of a sudden he must of thought that he put his life on the line just to be in the dojo . He walked back and kick down the and pulled a stanice as if he was going to challenge the senesi. The senesi pointed at the sign and Kimbo looked ist said “ please use the side entrance” kimbo was ahamed.  








Friday, July 5, 2013

THE THREE APES AKA TWERKING MASTERS

Three Hairy Apes ............................................................................................................................................



Characters
Ape 1- Cyborg
Ape 2- Kuniunicle
Ape 3- Octshovabulair
T-Rex- Trixinator

Once upon a time there live three apes Cyborg which is the smallest, Kuniunicle which is the middle size and Octshovablair which is the big fat meaty ape. “ Our banana tree has run out of bananas” said Cyborg. Kuniunicle Shouted “ I can see another tree and it’s full of yellow juicy bananananananananas.They needed a plan. They spotted a vine hanging from a solid branch but they have to swing on a vine to get across to the juicy tree. There is one problem it has a t-rex living under it. The t-rex was sleeping and the apes were ready to swing across when they saw the vines, but they woke up the t-rex who tries to eat them. The T-Rex roared- “rah rah rah rah”. Cyborg the anorexic one says “don’t eat me please I’m too little i’ve got no meat wait for the next one”. Kuniunicle is the medium size one that said “don’t eat me wait for the fat one”. Octshovabulair is obese that swang on the vine, then suddenly the vine broke, Octshovabulair squashes the t-rex while his bums clapping and doing a large earthquake fart.They finally all made it to the other side, “Thank the lord that we made it to these juicy bananas” said Kuniunicle. “Are you thinking what i’m thinking” said Cyborg. Octshovablair then replied “Yeah gee let’s twerk it out”. So in celebration and triumph they ate all the juicy bananas while twerking, and they all lived happily ever after. They then formed a dance crew and became back up dancers for Chris Brown.